“Girl From Miami (Squish The Fish)”

Sung to the tune "Girl From Oklahoma" by Steel Panther
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Well, I bet you never guessed

When you got to the game

You’d be smashing through tables

And feelin’ no pain

Your boyfriend’s in the parking lot

Looking for you

He’s gonna find you when I’m done

Covered in Buffalo goo



Ooooh, Miami girl got all sticky



Silicone titties

Tramp stamp on your beaver?

Down in South Beach

You’re a wide receiver

What’d you have to do

For that field-access pass

Cuz I found a Marino jersey stuffed up your ass



Come on, Miami girl

Squish the fish all night

Checkin’ out your tailgate

Sure hope it’s tight

Dolphins gonna lose, ya know I’m right

Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night



Yeah, that's it

Aaah, deflate my balls



Pinto Ron, ketchup n mustard

In the Hammer Lot

I can’t wait to do a

Bowling ball shot

Wings ‘n Labatt Blue

Is what they got

The only thing better

Is her mouth and her twat



Hey eyyy, who’s next ta fuck her

Whoa, whoa



Come on, Miami girl

Squish the fish all night

I'm part-a Bills Mafia

So please don’t bite

Here comes a batch-a blue cheese

It’ll taste alright

Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night



In the AFC

There's a hundred billion wacko chicks, just like you

Hungry for dongs to screw



Come on, Miami girl

Squish the fish all night

Sneak in a dildo

Throw with all your might

Drunk near the railing

You fell outta sight

Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night



Come on, Miami girl

Squish the fish all night

I'm part-a Bills Mafia

So please don’t bite

Here comes a batch-a blue cheese

It’ll taste alright

Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night



Hey, Miami girl

Squish the fish all night

Zubaz’d in your end zone

Much to your delight

Dolphins gonna lose, ya know I’m right

Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night



Come on, Miami girl

Squish the fish all night