Sung to the tune "Girl From Oklahoma" by Steel Panther
Tell me more!
Well, I bet you never guessed
When you got to the game
You’d be smashing through tables
And feelin’ no pain
Your boyfriend’s in the parking lot
Looking for you
He’s gonna find you when I’m done
Covered in Buffalo goo
Ooooh, Miami girl got all sticky
Silicone titties
Tramp stamp on your beaver?
Down in South Beach
You’re a wide receiver
What’d you have to do
For that field-access pass
Cuz I found a Marino jersey stuffed up your ass
Come on, Miami girl
Squish the fish all night
Checkin’ out your tailgate
Sure hope it’s tight
Dolphins gonna lose, ya know I’m right
Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night
Yeah, that's it
Aaah, deflate my balls
Pinto Ron, ketchup n mustard
In the Hammer Lot
I can’t wait to do a
Bowling ball shot
Wings ‘n Labatt Blue
Is what they got
The only thing better
Is her mouth and her twat
Hey eyyy, who’s next ta fuck her
Whoa, whoa
Come on, Miami girl
Squish the fish all night
I'm part-a Bills Mafia
So please don’t bite
Here comes a batch-a blue cheese
It’ll taste alright
Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night
In the AFC
There's a hundred billion wacko chicks, just like you
Hungry for dongs to screw
Come on, Miami girl
Squish the fish all night
Sneak in a dildo
Throw with all your might
Drunk near the railing
You fell outta sight
Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night
Come on, Miami girl
Squish the fish all night
I'm part-a Bills Mafia
So please don’t bite
Here comes a batch-a blue cheese
It’ll taste alright
Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night
Hey, Miami girl
Squish the fish all night
Zubaz’d in your end zone
Much to your delight
Dolphins gonna lose, ya know I’m right
Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night
Come on, Miami girl
Squish the fish all night
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