Sung to the tune "Girl From Oklahoma" by Steel Panther Tell me more!Well, I bet you never guessed When you got to the game You’d be smashing through tables And feelin’ no pain Your boyfriend’s in the parking lot Looking for you He’s gonna find you when I’m done Covered in Buffalo goo Ooooh, Miami girl got all sticky Silicone titties Tramp stamp on your beaver? Down in South Beach You’re a wide receiver What’d you have to do For that field-access pass Cuz I found a Marino jersey stuffed up your ass Come on, Miami girl Squish the fish all night Checkin’ out your tailgate Sure hope it’s tight Dolphins gonna lose, ya know I’m right Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night Yeah, that's it Aaah, deflate my balls Pinto Ron, ketchup n mustard In the Hammer Lot I can’t wait to do a Bowling ball shot Wings ‘n Labatt Blue Is what they got The only thing better Is her mouth and her twat Hey eyyy, who’s next ta fuck her Whoa, whoa Come on, Miami girl Squish the fish all night I'm part-a Bills Mafia So please don’t bite Here comes a batch-a blue cheese It’ll taste alright Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night In the AFC There's a hundred billion wacko chicks, just like you Hungry for dongs to screw Come on, Miami girl Squish the fish all night Sneak in a dildo Throw with all your might Drunk near the railing You fell outta sight Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night Come on, Miami girl Squish the fish all night I'm part-a Bills Mafia So please don’t bite Here comes a batch-a blue cheese It’ll taste alright Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night Hey, Miami girl Squish the fish all night Zubaz’d in your end zone Much to your delight Dolphins gonna lose, ya know I’m right Oooh, Miami girl, squish the fish all night Come on, Miami girl Squish the fish all night
Dave Lundy 